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Post by avordvet on Jul 8, 2011 4:43:55 GMT -5
To all the guys out there that subject not only themselves, But also their Wives and Children to these porn "pat downs"... May your chains sit lightly upon you. TSA to woman: 'We're going to have to examine your hair' by ALLEN SCHAUFFLER / KING 5 News, Posted on July 6, 2011 at 5:36 PM Updated Wednesday, Jul 6 at 5:36 PM SHORELINE, Wash. -- Laura Adiele wasn't expecting any trouble when she put her hair up, packed her bags, and headed for SeaTac to catch a flight to Texas. So, she was quite surprised when she was pulled out of the security line after having gone through the Advance Imaging system (that see-through technology) and told she needed a pat-down. "When I first heard her say, 'We're going to have to pat you down,' I thought she was talking about my body. I was turning around and putting my arms out and she said, 'no, we're going to have to examine your hair,' and I said, 'no, we're not going to do that today and you're going to have to get security or your supervisor,'" said Adiele.... www.king5.com/home/TSA-to-woman-Were-going-to-have-to-examine-your-hair-125112189.html
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Post by Cujo on Jul 8, 2011 6:59:52 GMT -5
I wonder how they'll "Handle" a penis implant?
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Post by Sedition on Jul 8, 2011 14:10:58 GMT -5
If they lay a hand on me or my family, there WILL be dead TSA agents. I don't fly or use "public" transportation, so any infraction I will see as a sexual attack and respond accordingly.
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Post by avordvet on Jul 8, 2011 14:50:00 GMT -5
If they lay a hand on me or my family, there WILL be dead TSA agents. I don't fly or use "public" transportation, so any infraction I will see as a sexual attack and respond accordingly. Yep.
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Post by safetalker on Jul 8, 2011 18:39:31 GMT -5
You can do like I did. on my vacation I had to fly to Munich from Toronto so I did the body pat in Raleigh NC. In preparation the night before I drank about 4 beers, I had 3 boiled eggs and a glass of Apple Juice for Breakfast. Then drove 2 hours to the Airport. We got in line at 8:AM and by time I reached the machines I was standing alone. My wife and kids had jumped into the next line over. When told to lift my arms I let a blast that left a film on the scanner. When I was asked to step over to the pat down the guy was wearing 3 masks and used a wand. I left him two more burst and went to my gate unmolested. I felt bad they are only humans.
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Post by avordvet on Jul 8, 2011 18:52:53 GMT -5
I felt bad they are only humans. ROFLMAO But all kidding aside... How do you know they are really human?... they ARE TSA after all.
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Post by hefferman1 on Jul 9, 2011 8:31:52 GMT -5
You can do like I did. on my vacation I had to fly to Munich from Toronto so I did the body pat in Raleigh NC. In preparation the night before I drank about 4 beers, I had 3 boiled eggs and a glass of Apple Juice for Breakfast. Then drove 2 hours to the Airport. We got in line at 8:AM and by time I reached the machines I was standing alone. My wife and kids had jumped into the next line over. When told to lift my arms I let a blast that left a film on the scanner. When I was asked to step over to the pat down the guy was wearing 3 masks and used a wand. I left him two more burst and went to my gate unmolested. I felt bad they are only humans. I wonder how Tacos for lunch, then Kilbasi, Sour Kraut, and Boiled Eggs for dinner the night before would do?
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Post by hefferman1 on Jul 9, 2011 8:33:42 GMT -5
"To all the guys out there that subject not only themselves, But also their Wives and Children to these porn "pat downs"... May your chains sit lightly upon you."
Screw that, I hope they weigh a ton and rub their shoulder raw.
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Post by Michael Downing on Jul 9, 2011 10:25:15 GMT -5
I recently flew to CT and back to see a new laser demonstration with my lead laser operator and the SE area rep for the company that makes the laser. I could find no logic to the process they were using and no continuity in the process from one airport to the other. At both ariports I was allowed to pass by just walking through a standard metal dector like the ones used for years but my companions were sent through the full body scanner. I packed my shaving kit at the last moment and did not seperate out my liquids (shampoo, toothpaste, mouth wash, ect) in a seperate plastic bag. In NC my bags passed through with no problem but upon return in CT even though I had passed through with little notice my bag was pulled for a complete search due to the liquids. The TSA agent made me unpack the shaving kit and lay it out on a table. Then asked me to identify eacf of the liquids. then she asked me if I understood that those items needed to be packed seperately in a clear plastic bag. I simply said I was aware of the procedure but had packed the kit at the last minute anfd forgot to do so. I then said I felt no safer flying just because the people on the plane I would be travellign on took off their shoes and packed their shampoo seperately and that I was more concenred about potential mechanical failure or a bird strike than I was a terrorist event whiel I was flying. She simply told me that I had been in violation of the law but would let me travel on and keep my items this time. I repacked my kit and headed to my gate much relieved knowing how secure our airports are.
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Post by dirtfarmer on Jul 9, 2011 16:28:41 GMT -5
Be careful there Sedition. I also no longer fly but we may encounter a VIPR squad most anyplace.
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Post by Sedition on Jul 9, 2011 16:32:05 GMT -5
If so, they will be the first victims of the new civil war.
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