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Post by Sedition on Dec 8, 2010 22:53:22 GMT -5
*WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES* A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer does... Never mind.
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Post by brocktownsend on Dec 8, 2010 23:00:18 GMT -5
*WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES* A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer does... Never mind. ;)Here's another! grossfater-m.livejournal.com/1521787.html
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Post by Sedition on Dec 8, 2010 23:14:32 GMT -5
I feel better already!
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Post by Michael Downing on Dec 9, 2010 9:33:52 GMT -5
I like beer and kittens...
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Post by aronatbc on Dec 9, 2010 9:53:13 GMT -5
A beer doesn't mind if you have more than one beer.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin.
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Post by Michael Downing on Dec 9, 2010 19:06:08 GMT -5
I knew I liked Ben Franklin
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Post by trap115 on Dec 9, 2010 19:40:04 GMT -5
I like beer and kittens... Here kitty kitty, and grab me a beer while your up
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Post by m21308 on Dec 9, 2010 19:52:00 GMT -5
Definately brings a smile. Kittens are nice, but they grow up to be cats.
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