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Post by avordvet on Feb 15, 2017 5:39:09 GMT -5
MILO: Dear Half Of America, We At Sears F*****g Hate You!by Milo, 14 Feb 2017 It makes sense for Sears and K-Mart to dump the Trump Home Collection. In fact, I’m struggling to figure out why we didn’t do it sooner. I guess we can’t be accused of being the rocket scientists of the retail world. Just think of the advantages this presents. We’re closing 150 stores by April. If we didn’t piss off half of America with a move against the democratically elected commander in chief and his family, imagine how crowded our remaining stores could be! And we don’t think we’ll see much blowback on our brands. Conservatives are certainly more likely to buy products from our most famous line of products, Craftsman tools, because you like to do things like fix machines and follow disgusting patriarchal gender roles like being handy. Most liberals either live in a big city with no lawn, or have illegal Mexicans working for below minimum wage mow their lawn, so Craftsman tractors are in the same boat. Well, that doesn’t matter because we’ve sold off our best known products anyway! “LOOK AT HOW WELL WE’RE DOING!” – Sears www.breitbart.com/milo/2017/02/14/milo-dear-half-america-sears-fg-hate/
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